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For bitcoiners, by bitcoiners.

Embroidered hats and stuff, stitched to order.

Bitcoin only · pay over Lightning · shipped worldwide

A dad cap ≈ 44,885 sats ($32.56), delivered in the US

21M embroidered classic dad cap in Black
$ price = what it costs us + 17,500 sats per item

At today's slice, a cap costs about $3.61 more through us than creating an account with our maker and ordering one yourself. See the arithmetic.

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all hats →
21M embroidered on a black dad cap
21M
fixed supply
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
₿ embroidered on a dark grey dad cap
₿
the sign itself
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Zap embroidered on a navy dad cap
Zap
instant settlement
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
> hat embroidered on a stone dad cap
> hat
says what it is
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Blinded embroidered on a khaki dad cap
Blinded
signed, unseen
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Horizon embroidered on a black dad cap
Horizon
orange on the horizon
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
BITCOIN embroidered on a dark grey dad cap
BITCOIN
the word, hollow
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
256 bit embroidered on a navy dad cap
256 bit
a private key
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
SUPPLY CAP embroidered on a stone dad cap
SUPPLY CAP
a cap on supply
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Stitched, not printed. Real photos →

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all timechain →

Yesterday's bitcoin stats, stitched. We redraw these every night just after midnight UTC, so each cap carries the day you ordered it.

Close $75K embroidered on a black dad cap
Close cap
yesterday in dollars
2 colours: Black, Navy
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Block 975,224 embroidered on a navy dad cap
Block cap
the last block of the day
2 colours: Black, Navy
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Moscow time 1,329 embroidered on a black dad cap
Moscow time cap
sats per dollar
2 colours: Black, Navy
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32

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all christmas →

Our Christmas design on some hats and stuff, available until 24 December. For UK Christmas delivery, our provisional order-by date is 7 December. Arrival isn't guaranteed. See all Christmas order-by dates.

Xmas tree embroidered on a black dad cap
Xmas tree cap
pixels and baubles
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Xmas tree hoodie in French Navy, close up
Xmas tree hoodie
pixels and baubles
2 colours: Black, French Navy
≈ $66 · 91,641 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £51 · EU €58
Xmas tree relax hoodie in Cypress, close up
Xmas tree relax hoodie
pixels and baubles
5 colours: Black, Pine Green, Cypress, Cobalt, Athletic Heather
≈ $62 · 86,054 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £49 · EU €62
Xmas tree tee in Stone, close up
Xmas tree tee
pixels and baubles
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Heather Grey, Stone, White
≈ $40 · 55,380 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £32 · EU €36
Xmas tree beanie in Bronze, close up
Xmas tree beanie
pixels and baubles
6 colours: Black, French Navy, Stargazer, Red Brown, Bronze, Misty Grey
≈ $37 · 51,134 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £27 · EU €30
Xmas tree bag in Worker Blue, close up
Xmas tree bag
pixels and baubles
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Worker Blue, Latte, Natural Raw
≈ $37 · 51,134 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £30 · EU €32
Xmas tree tote in Black, close up
Xmas tree tote
pixels and baubles
2 colours: Black, Oyster
≈ $36 · 50,215 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £30 · EU €34

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all stuff →
₿ on the heavyweight hoodie in Black, close up
Heavyweight hoodie
Premium organic cotton, any design
2 colours: Black, French Navy
≈ $66 · 91,641 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £51 · EU €58
Zap on the relax hoodie in Pine Green, close up
Relax hoodie
Relaxed fit, any design
5 colours: Black, Pine Green, Cypress, Cobalt, Athletic Heather
≈ $62 · 86,054 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £49 · EU €62
21M on the heavyweight tee in Heather Grey, close up
Heavyweight tee
Heavy organic cotton, any design
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Heather Grey, Stone, White
≈ $40 · 55,380 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £32 · EU €36
> hat on the beanie in Red Brown, close up
Beanie
Technically a hat. Filed under stuff.
6 colours: Black, French Navy, Stargazer, Red Brown, Bronze, Misty Grey
≈ $37 · 51,134 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £27 · EU €30
₿ on the canvas bag in French Navy, close up
Canvas bag
Heavy canvas, long and short handles, eight designs
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Worker Blue, Latte, Natural Raw
≈ $37 · 51,134 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £30 · EU €32
Zap on the organic tote in Black, close up
Organic tote
Organic cotton twill, any design
2 colours: Black, Oyster
≈ $36 · 50,215 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £30 · EU €34

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all magic →

Bitcoin is magic internet money, so we stitched a wizard. On some hats and stuff.

Wizard embroidered on a black dad cap
Wizard cap
magic internet money
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $33 · 44,885 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £28 · EU €32
Wizard hoodie in French Navy, close up
Wizard hoodie
magic internet money
2 colours: Black, French Navy
≈ $66 · 91,641 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £51 · EU €58
Wizard relax hoodie in Cypress, close up
Wizard relax hoodie
magic internet money
5 colours: Black, Pine Green, Cypress, Cobalt, Athletic Heather
≈ $62 · 86,054 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £49 · EU €62
Wizard tee in Stone, close up
Wizard tee
magic internet money
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Heather Grey, Stone, White
≈ $40 · 55,380 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £32 · EU €36
Wizard beanie in Bronze, close up
Wizard beanie
magic internet money
6 colours: Black, French Navy, Stargazer, Red Brown, Bronze, Misty Grey
≈ $37 · 51,134 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £27 · EU €30
Wizard bag in Worker Blue, close up
Wizard bag
magic internet money
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Worker Blue, Latte, Natural Raw
≈ $37 · 51,134 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £30 · EU €32
Wizard tote in Black, close up
Wizard tote
magic internet money
2 colours: Black, Oyster
≈ $36 · 50,215 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £30 · EU €34

* Estimates at the live rate for delivery to London, New York and Berlin, including postage and the tax our maker charges us; elsewhere, the item before any applicable tax and delivery. Checkout shows the exact amount for your address. Import duties or taxes may be charged separately on arrival: see Shipping. Prices are worked out fresh whenever you open or refresh a page, and again at checkout.

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Hats and stuff in our own original bitcoin designs.

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At checkout we price your order for your delivery address, line by line, then add 17,500 sats per item.

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Stitched & shipped

Embroidered to order at our maker's workshop nearest you, then tracked to your door, worldwide.