About
We're a very small UK shop making embroidered hats and stuff for people who'd rather pay in sats than anything else.
Our designs borrow from terminals and 80s arcades rather than from laser eyes and moon memes. Every idea is human: the designs, the name, the look, and the many rounds of changes it took to get each one right. AI agents helped build it, turning those ideas into code, artwork and mockups. Everything is embroidered to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
We accept bitcoin only, over Lightning. We don't use trackers, accounts or card payments.
How it's made
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We start with a plain item from a brand such as Yupoong or Stanley/Stella. We choose items and colours that can be embroidered in the UK, EU and US. Yours is usually embroidered in your region, subject to availability. Colours normally sent from another region are flagged on their product pages.
Digitised
Each design is turned into a stitch file once (about £6 a design, per product). We pay that out of our slice: it never appears as a line on your bill.
Stitched
Your item is embroidered to order at one of our maker's workshops, usually within 2–5 working days.
Posted
Tracked to your door. We see the same costs you do: the item, the embroidery and the postage, at cost, plus our slice.