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For the bitcoiner who has everything. Except, we'd bet, a hat with a blinking cursor on it.

Every item is embroidered to order and paid for in bitcoin over Lightning. Hats are one size and adjust at the back, so they're the safe present. Checkout takes their address and a gift message, and nothing turns up on a card statement.

🎄 For Christmas, order by 7 December (UK), 1 December (EU), 4 December (US) or 20 November (elsewhere). Provisional until our maker confirms this year's dates; Christmas arrival isn't guaranteed. Details

// 6 picks

For the one who has the hardware wallet, the books and the opinions

21M and ₿ say it plainly. Zap and > hat are for the one who pays in Lightning (the cursor is stitched; it doesn't blink). Blinded and Horizon only another bitcoiner will spot.

21M embroidered on a black dad cap
21M
fixed supply
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
₿ embroidered on a dark grey dad cap
₿
the sign itself
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Zap embroidered on a navy dad cap
Zap
instant settlement
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
> hat embroidered on a stone dad cap
> hat
says what it is
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Blinded embroidered on a khaki dad cap
Blinded
signed, unseen
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Horizon embroidered on a black dad cap
Horizon
orange on the horizon
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
// 4 picks

For Christmas Day itself

The pixel tree, until 24 December. The baubles are orange. You know why.

Xmas tree embroidered on a black dad cap
Xmas tree cap
pixels and baubles
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Xmas tree beanie in French Navy, close up
Xmas tree beanie
pixels and baubles
6 colours: Black, French Navy, Stargazer, Red Brown, Bronze, Misty Grey
≈ $34 · 46,207 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £24 · EU €27
Xmas tree hoodie in Black, close up
Xmas tree hoodie
pixels and baubles
2 colours: Black, French Navy
≈ $63 · 86,801 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £49 · EU €55
Xmas tree bag in Black, close up
Xmas tree bag
pixels and baubles
5 colours: Black, French Navy, Worker Blue, Latte, Natural Raw
≈ $34 · 46,207 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £27 · EU €28
// 3 picks

For the cold one

Any of our eight designs on a beanie or a hoodie. Hoodies need a size; when in doubt, the beanie.

> hat on the beanie in Black, close up
Beanie
Technically a hat. Filed under stuff.
6 colours: Black, French Navy, Stargazer, Red Brown, Bronze, Misty Grey
≈ $34 · 46,207 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £24 · EU €27
₿ on the heavyweight hoodie in French Navy, close up
Heavyweight hoodie
Premium organic cotton, any design
2 colours: Black, French Navy
≈ $63 · 86,801 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £49 · EU €55
Zap on the relax hoodie in Cypress, close up
Relax hoodie
Relaxed fit, any design
5 colours: Black, Pine Green, Cypress, Cobalt, Athletic Heather
≈ $59 · 81,202 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £47 · EU €59
// 4 picks

For the one who has all of the above

The wizard, because bitcoin is magic internet money. And the timechain hats, redrawn from yesterday's bitcoin every night: no two days the same.

Wizard embroidered on a black dad cap
Wizard cap
magic internet money
dad cap · trucker · snapback
5 colours: Black, Dark grey, Navy, Stone, Khaki
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Close $75K embroidered on a navy dad cap
Close cap
yesterday in dollars
2 colours: Black, Navy
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Block 975,224 embroidered on a black dad cap
Block cap
the last block of the day
2 colours: Black, Navy
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29
Moscow time 1,329 embroidered on a navy dad cap
Moscow time cap
sats per dollar
2 colours: Black, Navy
≈ $29 · 39,944 satsUS estimate, deliveredUS, delivered · UK £26 · EU €29

$ man gifts

Pick it, pick their colour

Every design comes in several colours. For a hat, choose dad cap, trucker or snapback on its page.

Their address, your message

At checkout, put their address as the delivery address. The gift message (up to 200 characters) is printed on the packing slip, so sign it.

Pay in bitcoin

In sats, over Lightning, from any wallet that supports it. No account, no card, no statement line to explain in January.

Stitched, then tracked to their door

Made to order by our maker nearest them. Tracking comes to you by email, so you'll know when it lands. For Christmas, mind the order-by dates.

* Estimates at the live rate for delivery to London, New York and Berlin, including postage and the tax our maker charges us; elsewhere, the item before any applicable tax and delivery. Checkout shows the exact amount for your address. Import duties or taxes may be charged separately on arrival: see Shipping. Prices are worked out fresh whenever you open or refresh a page, and again at checkout.